I Bring Nothing to the Table

Category: Wednesday Morning Quarterback

  • Everything That’s Old is New Again [WMQ]

    Everyone’s thinking “Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” right about now, but I still can’t help but feel so betrayed. You don’t really get to pick the teams you love. I mean, you do, obviously, but at the same time what rational human being would continue to love a team like the Marlins? Two World […]

  • The Mariners Have Creative Ad Men [WMQ/ER]

    Your browser does not support iframes. I love the punch line in the impressions one (I LOVE ICHIRO!). The other great one is this riff on Rocky: Your browser does not support iframes.

  • The MLB Season is (Essentially) Over For Me [WMQ]

    It’s not completely over, since I will still watch games in the playoffs and the World Series, but for the teams that I truly care about the season is over. The Rays lost to Texas 4-3 this afternoon, but I’m not gonna mope. Instead I’m gonna talk about what this season meant to me. As […]

  • Evan Longoria and An Amazing Night of Baseball [WMQ]

    What an amazing night! Wow, that was fantastic! I was just on the edge of my seat all last night… My evening began with the final Marlins game of the year against the Nats. It was the end of an era, really. The Florida Marlins are technically no more (they’re officially no more on 11 […]

  • The Race Gets Tight! [WMQ]

    In case you not baseball folks don’t know, the Tampa Bay Rays season all boils down to today. At best they go to the playoffs. At worst they stay home. In the middle is a one-game playoff against Boston. Just to break it down further. Best case: Tampa Bay beats the Yankees, Boston loses to […]

  • Abby Wambach: Queen of Headers [WMQ/ER]

    Headers are really bad for your head, but Abby Wambach is really good for America. Good to see Team USA continuing their streak of being awesome.

  • Home Run Derby [WMQ]

    So the Home Run Derby is definitely still a thing that happens every year and that I definitely choose to ignore every year, but I can’t help but comment on the fact that the NL selections were obscenely stupid. Rickie Weeks? Matt Kemp? Matt Holliday is a more inspired choice, at least. So the NL […]

  • The Marlins Win Again! [WMQ]

    Let’s go for the series win tonight and get one more for June!

  • Happy Wednesday! The Marlins Won! [WMQ]

    Florida wins its second game in June. I’m both super excited and super depressed about this.

  • The National Nightmare Is Over [WMQ]

    The Marlins beat the Diamondbacks last night 6-4. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.