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Don’t Count Your Chickens… [ER/WMQ]
Sep 10th, 2010 by Dan

There’s a moral here, kids. A hilarious moral.

Quick Movie Roundup [Filmmakers Bleed]
Sep 9th, 2010 by Dan

The Good, The Bad, The Weird

The disparate visual elements of an "Oriental Western" are both jarring and awesome

Saw a couple of movies recently. Here’s what I think of them:

A Prophet

French movie about a French prison. Our hero, Malik El Djebena, is thrown in jail for six years for beating up a police officer. He quickly finds himself in unwillingly in the service of the Corsican crime family that runs the place, but his latent intelligence allows him to quickly find his bearings and start to make something of himself during his time in jail.

The director, Jacques Audiard, has come out saying that the movie is about “creating icons, images for people who don’t have images in movies, like the Arabs in France,” and it shows. Malik is almost a Mary Sue able to somehow become loved and respected by every criminal group in France with very little consequence. Seriously, nothing bad ever happens to Malik once he takes his life into his own hands. I suppose Arabic kids in France now have someone to look forward to, but I found myself yawning at the lack of any real tension or interesting action.

More importantly, Malik’s whole prophetic role lasts about two scenes long and takes up maybe five minutes total of worthwhile screen time. Why is this movie called A Prophet? This one can be skipped.

The Good, The Bad, The Weird

When you advertise a movie as an “Oriental Western”, you’ve got my attention. I had no idea if the plot took place in the American West or some Asian equivalent, but I immediately pushed this title to the top of my Netflix queue to find out.

Turns out that TG, TB, TW takes place in Manchuria during the Japanese occupation of Korea. This being a (South) Korean movie and taking place in the 1930s when Japan was occupying Manchuria on top of Korea, the film itself is full of cultural import that I’m sure I understand very little of. What I do know is that the movie has dialogue in Korean, Japanese, and Chinese, which is pretty neat. The main characters seem to all be Korean, but the antagonists run the gamut from Koreans who sympathize with the Japanese, Manchurian (Chinese) bandits, and the Japanese army. All of these characters are chasing after a treasure map leading to a fortune that could save the Japanese Empire, restore glory to Korea, or provide untold riches to bandits, etc.

I may be missing some of the stereotypes here, but the obviously present ones seem to be culturally universal. There’s The Good, a very clean-looking Korean bounty hunter chasing both of the other characters, The Bad, a sociopath obsessed with killing and honor, and The Weird, a bumbling idiot thief who mysteriously always escapes disaster as the last man standing. Stop me if you’ve heard this before. What is original, to me, is seeing the marriage of East and West. We have a train robbery with guns, but also a guy carrying a giant warhammer and dressed kind of like a Hun. Saloon and brothel scenes exist, but this time with a decidedly Asian flavor to them. I’d even go so far as to say that there’s a Native American component included, since the Manchurians seem to have the most traditional dress and lowest tech level.

TG, TB, TW is not an amazing movie, but it’s tons of fun to watch and a super interesting look at the western genre from an eastern standpoint. Definitely worth watching.

Get Low

Get Low is such an indie movie.

That’s not meant as a pejorative, unless you hate indie movies. It’s slow, quirky, and mostly full of dialogue. If you don’t like these things then I doubt you will like this movie.

The premise is that Felix Bush (Robert Duvall) wants to have a living funeral so that he can hear stories told about him. He goes to Bill Murray’s funeral home (that’s not the character name, but he’s really just playing Bill Murray, so I’m calling him that) and he decides to make a whole thing out of it: inviting the whole town, starting a raffle, hiring performers, etc. while his younger protege feels uncomfortable about the whole thing and wants to get to the bottom of why this old man has been a hermit his whole life.

Our end result is what you’d expect from the get-go. Old Man Bush has a dark secret that he desperately wants to get off of his chest. A secret so bad that it forced him to become a recluse rather than deal with it. Honestly, I thought the whole thing was a little anti-climactic.

The real reason to watch this movie is Bill Murray. He’s at his best here as himself being as dry and sardonic as you’d expect him to be. Only problem is that he doesn’t fit in with the old-timey cast. He feels too modern, too knowing, too funny to really exist in the late 1930s time period that this movie occupies. Still, he’s funny, Duvall is funny and poignant, and Sissy Spacek is also quite good. Lucas Black should also get good mention for his clean-living, young protege role, even if it is a little cliched.

Worth seeing? Yeah, but maybe wait for it to be on Netflix.

The Good, The Bad, The Weird

Good, Weird, Bad

Frag Dude [Embedded Reporter]
Sep 7th, 2010 by Dan

Warning: This video cannot be unseen.

Scott Pilgrim is an Asshole [Bookmark This]
Sep 3rd, 2010 by Dan

SCOTT PILGRIM'S FINEST HOUR

There are spoilers in this post!

Seriously…SPOILERS!

At the tender age of 24, I’m pretty sure I’ve still got a bit of the asshole that all kids have in their late teens/early twenties still left in me. That’s just a consequence of what it means to be young, I guess. We think we know better than the world and we’re tremendously selfish about what we want for ourselves, but it’s really our (Scott Pilgrim and myself) actions toward women that define us as assholes.

I’ve heard many readers complain that they can’t get through Scott Pilgrim because they find his relationship with Knives Chau to be so appalling. Here’s a quick summary: Scott meets and begins dating 17-year-old Knives Chau (he is 23), a high school student and the first girl he’s dated since breaking up with his capital ‘E’ ex one year ago. Their relationship is pretty mild, considering that Scott is Knives’ first boyfriend and Scott is not actively trying to be a dirtbag, but it’s still a little on the creepy side when you consider the age difference.

Not long after they begin dating, Scott meets “the girl of his dreams”, Ramona Flowers, who has literally been traveling through his dreams as a shortcut through Toronto. He quickly becomes infatuated with her and begins pursuing a relationship with her without breaking up with Knives first. In fact, he goes on a date with Ramona, makes out with her, sleeps with her (no sex, but still) and begins to date her all before he actually break up with Knives.

For a lot of people this is unforgivable. For me this just brings back uncomfortable memories that I’d rather forget.

Unlike Scott Pilgrim, I was a lot younger when I was that stupid. When I was 16 I was dating this girl from high school. About two months into the (short) relationship, I cheated on her with another girl. It was a one night thing, but it was still a thing. I didn’t break up with my girlfriend for another two months and I never told her. Ever.

Scott and I also have a few other particularly bad decisions in our histories like poor handling of girlfriends we moved away from or womanizing. We have been bad guys.

The climactic moment for Scott Pilgrim that allows him to finally defeat Gideon comes when he realizes these things about himself. The Power of Understanding allows him to self-reflect and grow and become something I fear I’ve yet to become: a good guy.

April Smith And The Great Picture Show in DC [Feedback]
Sep 3rd, 2010 by Dan

April Smith

At the age of 24 I fear that I’m approaching an age too old for going to the shows of bands I love. With that in mind, I’ve resolved to catch as many as I can over the next year or so before I become the creepy old guy in the back who can actually drink.

Last night I went to see April Smith And The Great Picture Show, a fantastic band with a sharp 1920s and 1930s sound that I heard about on All Songs Considered on NPR. The moment I heard April’s powerful voice singing in the podcast I knew that I had to see her live. She did not disappoint.

The band has one CD out right now, Songs For A Sinking Ship, so their set was pretty much an album show, but played out of order. It was very reminiscent of the NPR show I’ve embedded below. April’s voice was just as impressive as always and her wit and humor was well-received by the packed bar crowd at DC9, a cozy little bar off of 9th and U in the District.

Would I see April Smith again? In a heartbeat. The voice she’s got hidden behind that petite frame is just miles and miles beyond what I’m used to hearing on the radio and I love the attitude and charm April and the Great Picture Show just exude. April, herself, plays guitar on some songs along with the tambourine and her band consists of a bassist (double bass, not a bass guitar), drummer, keyboardist, and a guy who alternates between accordion, ukulele, and guitar. They showed up last night all decked out in 1920s gear, complete with skinny ties, suspenders, and newsies hats and they rocked the socks off of everyone there, even my date who had never heard of April Smith before that night.

Go and buy Songs For A Sinking Ship now. You won’t regret it.

Dancing in the Movies [ER/FB]
Sep 1st, 2010 by Dan

This should put a smile on your face.

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