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Tag: captain america: the first avenger

  • What I’ve Been Doing 19 Sept 2011 [FB/IB/F/BT/GO]

    It may look like I’m insulting Gears, but I’m really not. That’s legitimately the closest those guys come to eloquence most games. They’re fantastic games, but their stories are fundamentally idiotic. Movies Thor – I’m pretty sure that complaining about blatant product placement in a movie was last interesting five years ago, but I found […]

  • What I’ve Been Doing [FB/IB/BT/GO]

    Movies: Gentlemen Broncos – Netflix told me. It said, “Dan, you’re not gonna like this movie. Two Stars.” I said, “WHAT DO YOU KNOW, NETFLIX?! YOU DON’T OWN ME!” and then Gentlemen Broncos arrived and it was terrible. I didn’t really dig Jared Hess’ work on Napoleon Dynamite, but it was still funny. Broncos has […]

  • Captain America Trailer [FB/ER]

    So this Cap trailer seems pretty sweet. It might be prior knowledge informing my view of the movie, but the scenes where they’ve digitally altered Chris Evans to be skinny just seem off to me. The only other problem is that I haven’t actually watched a superhero movie this summer, but I’ve already got superhero […]